Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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