she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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