marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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