i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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