So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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