i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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