Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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