Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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