16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Randomize
