remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
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We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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