dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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