I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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