Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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