we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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