Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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