Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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