i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
only you would photoshop your dick
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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