what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
