I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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