As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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