She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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