I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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