Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
