We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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