its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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