Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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