More tranny stories later!
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
ok first of all what the fuck
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