my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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