I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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