I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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