Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
These tits shall not be calmed
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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