if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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