yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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