i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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