We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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