bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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