Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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