so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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