I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
where am i from again
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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