You really coming over, don't trick.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Houston, we have a blender
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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