I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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