I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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