We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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