...so i touched it.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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