She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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