i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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