She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
if only i could text you this smell
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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