You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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