If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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