It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I believe in your delicious
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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