is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
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